Curse

Fallen Hunter · Apr 13, 2007, 11:52 PM // 23:52

*bursts the floor of the bar open*
*climbs up from hell*
*Grabs Divine from behind*
*slits his throat*
*Rips his innards out*
*sets fire to them*
*pours the ash into acid*
*pours the acid down into hell*
*kicks his hollow corpse*
*fills it with plastic explosive*
*sets a timer*
*kicks the body down into hell*
*closes the portal*
*waits for the explosion*
*watches as the centre of the bar explodes and bits of divine go everywhere*
*picks up the bits*
*eats them*
*banishes Divine's soul to hell*

lacasner · Apr 14, 2007, 12:47 AM // 00:47

*Examines the destruction and takes a mop and cleans it*

After words recreates exactly what Fallen did :P

Fallen Hunter · Apr 14, 2007, 01:09 AM // 01:09

"Copy cat"
*Kicks Lacasner in the nuts*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 14, 2007, 02:09 AM // 02:09

**Come in the Bar*

*People around me are surprised*

*One Said "You just died for 5 times already"*

*I Said "Who? it is my first time here"*

*Everyone said ".........."*

Fallen Hunter · Apr 14, 2007, 02:18 AM // 02:18

"Stop repeating yourself!"
*Kicks Magna out of the bar*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 14, 2007, 05:04 AM // 05:04

*Say "Hey, you can't kick me out!"*

*"What did I do to you?"*

*Point Tongue at Fallen*

*Force myself in*

Fallen Hunter · Apr 15, 2007, 09:12 AM // 09:12

*kicks Magna out*
*Rips Magna's tongue out*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 15, 2007, 11:34 AM // 11:34

*Go to Hospital and Put it Back*

*Call the Police to arrest Fallen, Pwned and Etc(whoever fought me)*

*When they fight the police I'll ask help from the Mafia and Yakuza like in the Simpson except both groups are partners*

I pwnd U · Apr 15, 2007, 06:15 PM // 18:15

*throws an incidenary gernade into the doorway that police are swarming through*
*watch them all go up in flames*
*gets sniper rifle*
*fires a bullet through Magnas head*
*laughs*
"what a cry baby"
*sips beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 16, 2007, 07:30 AM // 07:30

*Watch News whats happening in the Bar*

*Laugh at people dying*

*Laugh at pwned for trying to kill me and I am 17 Blocks away*

"I am in the Hospital which is far from the Bar, Loser"

*Mafia kills pwned*

Sophitia Leafblade · Apr 16, 2007, 01:17 PM // 13:17

*sneaks into the hospital and turns off MCs life support machine, killing him*

*Cuts off MCs arms and legs and takes them home for the minipets to enjoy*

*Puts a pillow over MC just make sure hes dead*

*Heads back to the Bar singing: "Hi Ho! Hi Ho! its off to work we go!......"*

I pwnd U · Apr 16, 2007, 05:06 PM // 17:06

*gets back up*
*laughs at Magna*
"you have never seen shooter, about 16 blocks make up a mile, a shot can be made from over a mile"

*sips beer*
*kills mafia*

Waakku · Apr 16, 2007, 07:10 PM // 19:10

*walks in and looks confused*
*5 secs later runs away in horror*

Bane of Worlds · Apr 16, 2007, 10:04 PM // 22:04

*enters the bar from hell while noticing someone running out of the bar screaming with fear and confusion*
*ponders the situation*
*drinks beer*
*looks at the Yakuza members while sipping beer*
*barely dodges attacks initiated by the Yakuza*
*beer mug shatters*
*while ticked off, pulls out a machine gun and manages to kill every one of them suckers*
*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Apr 17, 2007, 12:28 AM // 00:28

*sips beer*
*dives left*
*dodges right*
*dips*
*ducks*
*dodges*
*avoids all the bullets*
*thinks "huh works for bullets too"*
*sips beer*
*shoots at more people*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 17, 2007, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Quote:

*Sneaks into the hospital and turns off MCs life support machine, killing him*

"Which Hospital was it?"
"BTW, I have already left the Hospital"
"Also I don't need a Life Supporter, I only need to put my tounge back*

*The SWAT came in with 4 Tanks, 10 Helicopters, 25 SWAT Team Members*
*While Pwned, Fallen and Sopphitia are fighting the SWAT, and the remaining Cops, Mafia and Yakuza*
*The Bikers saw the event and join the Fight*
*Gangsters thought it was a Gang Fight they join the fight*
*An Outbreak of Virus making people inside the Bar only to Zombies*
*The Zombies want to join the Fight and Party in the Bar*
*The Zombies will never leave the Party(Bar)*
*Laugh while watching the news*
*And Robots came to join the Fight too*
*Villians from Marvel and DC came to join the fight*
*The Superheroes from Marvel and DC came to fight off the Villians trying to join the Fight*
*Iraqis Joing the fight and made a Warcall, "alalalalala"*
*To much noise made everyone deaf*
*Laugh more about the news*
*Atomic Bomb came from nowhere hit the Bar*
*Laughed More!*
*Strangley Aliens came Ubducting Random People, Took Sopitia while busy fighting a Dragon*
*The Military came to fight the Iraqis*
*The 4 Horsemen came to join the fight even it is not yet Armageddon*

I pwnd U · Apr 17, 2007, 01:59 AM // 01:59

*sighs looks at Fallen*
*nods*
*puts up flame shield*
*makes it bigger and bigger*
*watches Fallen burn things*
*burns anything and everything in my path*
*watches them all burn*
*laughs*
*looks at the smoldering remains of everything*
*sips beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 17, 2007, 02:17 AM // 02:17

*The 4 Horsemen are Immortal,
Fire based Heroes and Villians grew Stronger,
The Dragon Sophitia seems to be Immune to Fire
and Lastly The Aliens UFO seems to be Immune to flame too.*

*What untold story would happen to these 3 morons*

*Laughs more and more*

Circus Midget · Apr 17, 2007, 02:36 AM // 02:36

*small midget walks into bar*
*laughs at noobs that got pwned*
*sips beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 17, 2007, 02:55 AM // 02:55

*Walk in the Bar*

*Puts a Large TV on it*

*Put a Video of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFrmV1-_uA on it*

*Leaves before any of the 3 morons come back*